So, apparently yesterday, Aug. 10, was National S’mores Day, as declared by President Obama.
If it was such big news, how come nobody told me?
My Pub, who is usually up on these national holidays didn’t even know until her friend Stefanie (That’s with an “f”) came by today and offered her a day-old S’more. The S’more pictured here is not the one Stefanie brought by with all sorts of Happy S’mores Day Good wishes and other fanfare of the high holiday. That’s because My Pub wolfed it down so fast, nobody had time to grab their camera. I didn’t even get a good look at it. (She did NOT share!) She did say a day-old S’more is just as delicious as one hot off the campfire.
But how would I know? She did not offer me even a crumb!! It’s that POINT seven pounds I gained all last year. Seriously? She and MAD are taking this weight-gaining thing way too seriously, or should we say “weigh” too seriously. I hope My Pub gains 1000 pounds from that one S’more.
See me here. My Pub and MAD invested in Puma’s latest Fat Burning Total Body Cat Pack Dual 3-stack Nimbus 2000 Feline Fitness 4G machine guaranteed (or their money back!) to turn your flabby tabby into a lean lynx. Of course, My Pub had a coupon, because, as I’ve said before she is all the birds talk about: “Cheap, cheap, cheap.”
I better get back to my workout, now that her S’more’s gone, she’s in a vile mood and she’s ready to crack that whip if I don’t start burning off some calories.
For the record, I put aside some important dates so you can have a heads up. You don’t want to be caught unawares, like we were:
- National Whiskey Sour Day – Aug. 25
- National Chop Suey Day – Aug. 29
- National Caramel Corn Day – Oct. 30
- and everybody’s favorite: National Roast Pheasant Day – Oct. 15
I’m going to start planning now. You should too, xo, LMA
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Shout out to Stefanie: We’re FB friends. Why didn’t you bring ME a S’more??? I’m crushed. 😦