We did some heavy lifting over the weekend with such weighted topics as rape and murder, so today we’re taking it down a few notches.
This is an ideal time to share my angst over my publicist’s decision to deny me yet another opportunity to be a pet owner. Some of you may recall that twice now MAD has refused to allow me to have a pet mouse, like my nemesis Nina in Bay Ridge. (Nina has everything!!!).
Well, a bat flew into the place where she stays when she’s not with us. Instead of bringing it over to MAD’s apartment, where we all could enjoy it, she allowed it to be removed and returned to his family, who she is sure misses him. How does she know they miss him. Maybe they couldn’t wait to get rid of him. Did she ever think of that? No, she thinks solely of herself. Just imagine the fun we could have had had she brought it over here. We could all chase little Bruce Wayne around. A winged mammel!! And, in time for Halloween! Nina would be so jealous.
My pub told me later that she did not think MAD would be as excited as I, and though I am up to date on all my shots, she never did get her rabies shot and neither has MAD. Therefore, I suffer.
Tune in tomorrow, Oct. 8 when we celebrate Marmee’s birthday. She’ll be 213!